SCP-294

Laconic Containment Procedures
It is kept in a break room. Personnel are allowed to use to. It must be guarded by two armed guards.

Laconic Description
SCP-294 is a coffee vending machine that can dispense anything in liquid form. Notable examples of drinks produced by it include the blood of Christ, a Foundation agent due to a request being taken literal, and "The Perfect Drink" which lead the drinker to commit suicide.